Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.