Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..