Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.