What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.