What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.