What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.