What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.