Tigger Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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