Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!