To find Pooh!
The Holocaust.
Follow the slime trail.
Pigpockets.
On Tinder.
To boldly go where no man has been before !
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Gummy Bear
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
He had an itchy Tigger finger