How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.