After the last dog they just ate.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
Because they have tears in their eyes
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
She takes contraceptives.
A: Bison!
A clothes hanger.
Lo mein.
She laid a sidewalk !
She had mittens !
Hola.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.