How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.