What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29