What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.