Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
The groundhog.
Americans put it everywhere!
In little knotsies....
Cook them in the microwave
Try to get her off!
Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
They're cheap.
They are cheap.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
They both crumble under pressure
