What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.