What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What are they called in America?

Americans.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure