What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes