Belgium Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

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What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.