Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.