What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.