What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.