What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.