What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.