How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.