How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher