How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What happens when I die?

Idk...