What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog