What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."