Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Thank you, Karma gain
Russel
A seor citizen.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
His finger was up his nose.
Because they can't elope.
The 2016 Olympics.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
