Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.