Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind