Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Quiche Jokes More Quiche Jokes

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.