Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Quiche Jokes More Quiche Jokes

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.