Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.