Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !