What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"