What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!