What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.