What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

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