What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks