How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.