What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.