What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !