What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.