What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !