What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !