Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.