Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.