Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong