Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong