Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.