What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.