How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner