How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.