What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool