How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head