What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!