What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!