What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.