How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.