How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: