What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.