How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.