Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer