What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.