What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

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Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE