How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.