How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.