What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.