What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!