Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."