Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!