Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half