Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half