Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Everywhere
He goes to the Evans
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
It was wrong on so many levels.
A "no one will ever believe me".
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
The Hydraulic Press
A pao-erful change
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
A nun in a car accident.
It could be your car