Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE