Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.