Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.