How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it