Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too