Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.